science side of Tumblr explain why the ride home always takes less time
I accidentally bumped into a Red at otakon and promptly apologized.
I got a “sorry doesn’t do me shit.” in response.
when ur trying to act chill
Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
what if you tried to call off of work and you are just like “im sick today” and your boss was like “i know dude you’re one of the sickest bros here” and you were like “no i mean it im ill” and your boss says “yeah you the illest”
this is what im on tumblr for
It’s official. We’re in love.
this changed my life
This is hilarious